Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Animal Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fish.
Fish, who?
I fish you a Merry Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl, who?
Owl be your best friend if you let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Swan.
Swan, who?
Swan to go out swimming with me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla, who?
Gorilla ham and cheese sandwich for me too?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut, who?
Halibut we go fishing together in the pond?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose, who?
Moose you always be so nosy?

Monday, March 21, 2011

Giraffe Jokes For Kids

Why aren't there any giraffes in elementary school?
Because they are all in high school!

Why wasn't the giraffe invited to the party?
Because he was a pain in the neck!

What do giraffes have that no other animals have?
Baby giraffes!